With your hosts

Jeremy Clark’s son

Richard ‘Rusty’ Hammer

James Maybutt-Probably-Wont

Faster and more hilarious than a celebrity divorce

+44 (0)1423 711806     info@toppedgear.co.uk

Team in a Surprisingly Slow Machine

Squash into the Topped Gear 4x4 and try to find your way around the winding course. To add to the fun, the driver will be wearing the Swig’s favourite helmet; the one with the fully blacked out visor! Or his 2nd favourite, the girly pink one.

Help! I can’t steer.

You may like to try driving our classic Mini. Or then again, after driving it a few metres, you may wish you had made a better decision. The steering isn’t as precise as all that.

Oh well, you’ll probably be OK.

Teams with Tiny Machines

Teams of players are required to design and build a race track in double quick time, using the extensive pack of materials provided.

They will then compete in the highly competitive inaugural race series.

Chuckle Buggy Swerve

Probably the most hilarious machine you will ever drive. Certainly, it’s the most hilarious 6 wheeled, single seater,twin engined, 2 lever bathtub you’ll ever drive.

Hold on tight!

Old Car Launch

It’s a very simple brief. Blow the car as high into the air as you can, using the explosives provided!

You’ll lose points if there are any wheels left on the wreck when it lands. The driver must wear a helmet.

Here are some outdoor games...

Build a Stylish Banger

Into the workshop and start remodelling the truck into something altogether more versatile. We provide the materials, you provide the crafting skills and artistic genius. Then test drive it to prove its credentials.

A Star in a Reasonably Cheap Car

Yes, that’s you and yes, this is possible indoors. Airbags around the walls seem to satisfy most venue owners.

The Swig will set a benchmark time around our own unique circuit. All you have to do is go faster.

Congestion Charge

You’ll never enjoy a major pile-up more. You and your team-mates will be expected to drive flat out at your opponents coming the other way. There’s a fair risk of whiplash, but we supply the contact details for personal injury lawyers

The Skool Wall

An animated discussion, usually after a glass or two of wine, about the merits of various car models that we photographed in the car park a little earlier. We’ll try not to embarrass any owners who may just be in the audience.

The Topped Gear Quiz

A petrolheads delight. Loads of questions on unbelievably obscure technical details, plus a few for ordinary people, as well.

Jeremy usually scores 100%. He really should get out more.

...and here are some indoor games

...and lots more in our portfolio.

Don’t forget our Dinner Party Special. Click for details or call 01423 711806 now.